SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
- how to actually get away with murder: be a white cop
When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
this always gets me
"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.
God damn it Misha
When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.
when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:
"You are so used to your features; you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger."